Yeah it's been while.... well here's whats happpened so far. I got raped on a bio test like 2 weeks ago. I went to Astroworld with my two favorite chinks: Alan Chen and David Li. We originally intended to spend most of our time at Waterworld. but us being idiots didn't realize that it opens during the summer, but Astroworld was still cool. I'm such a panzy when it comes to roller coasters, I owe an apolgy to those guys for not going on some of them. However, we did go on Serial Thriller where me and Alan screamed "F*** YOU MRS. CANNON" and "F*** YOU MRS. SWEENEY." Yeah that was a blast. OK for those of you that havent been on XLR8, don't, because it sucks a**. I got to drink an ICEE like the first time in 3 years which was amazing and finally got to eat Dippin' Dots icecream in like 8 years and OMFGs it tasted so damn good. I got caught smuggling some food into Astroworld, and they told me to throw it in the trashcan, but I threw like one little measely Cheetos bag in and walked off with my stash of food lol, I'm so Indian. We spent a longa** time in line for the Mayan Mindbender which is kinda fun ride, but makes you wish you had a gf. The best part of it was when David, who sat in the coastercar in front of Alan, spit vertically in the air at near the end of the ride. After we got off, Alan walks out and asks "did ya'll get sprayed with any mist on your head?" Oh yeah that made the whole ride worth it.